In a shocking twist to First Holy Communion tradition, local parents have taken over the bouncy castle—and they’re not giving it back.
What started as a polite bounce turned into an all-out midlife trampoline tournament. “I was just helping my son get on,” said one dad, mid-backflip. “Next thing I knew, I was challenging other parents to a bounce-off.”
The inflatable mayhem peaked when a mum in heels declared “last one standing buys the prosecco!” and launched into an airborne star-jump that has since gone viral on TikTok.
Children patiently queued for their turn, only to be handed juice boxes and told, “Adults need this more.”
Experts are now calling it “Holy Bouncemony Syndrome” — a post-pandemic condition where grown-ups rediscover joy through inflatable surfaces.
One granny was heard saying, “I came for the sacrament. I stayed for the somersaults.”
Moral of the story? Rent two bouncy castles. Or bring a referee.